Last night I went to dinner at disarm_d's and she was like, "You never post any more!" And I was like, "This is true." (It has been so long, in fact, that I'm not sure if I used the correct HTML to make her LJ name look the way it's supposed to look. Time will tell!) (Also, I should verify for all of you just how much her cat loves being held upside down. ( Read more... )

A little kid just ran along the length of the quad behind our condo complex chanting "poop! poop! poop!" in much the same manner as the White Rabbit chanted "I'm late! I'm late!" I wish I could send each of you this moment in a tiny little box so when you're feeling down, you could watch this kid dash back and forth across your desk (or workstation ( Read more... )

I have just typed the word 'shower' so much that it has ceased to have any meaning. Whatever, I still have glee, because I've had my first shower in, uh, kind of a disgustingly long time (on a scale of one to Basement, I was at 11) and it felt glorious ( Read more... )

Okay, so, in the mass of groceries I bought, I threw a box of contact solution, because, y'know, I've got contacts that expire in a year, and there's only two sets left, and I may as well try them out again, right? I got these contacts about two years ago, now, and my prescription hasn't changed, so. The last time I wore contacts, my eyes developed ( Read more... )

Sometimes I'll make a sandwich so tasty that I simply have to make a second one and devour it immediately. That has happened today. Now my tummy hurts from too much food. I cannot win ( Read more... )

So, hey, who knew that bananas could ferment?

I hope none of you ever ever ever discovers what the smell of a fermenting banana is. Seriously.

You know that feeling, when you haven't updated in a few days, and there's so much to say that you don't know where to start? That is how I feel right now. I need to talk about _regina's stay at my place; her bravery in the face of no central air, her killer margaritas, and her adorable belief that Mounties roam the streets and that we in Canada drown all ( Read more... )

Guys, guys. I have bought and assembled a fan. It is currently wafting cool air at me and I am in paradise. Seriously, why'd I wait so long? Because I'm a moron, that's why ( Read more... )

1. I just ate the most boring pizza of my life for breakfast. Really, it was just. Whatever. The sauce was good, but the toppings were lackluster, and the crust tasted like cardboard. BORING.

2. I get a _regina in three days! Are you jealous? More importantly, are you in the Toronto area, and would you like to get together for dinner some night, like ( Read more... )

HOLY BALLS IT IS HOT ( Read more... )